September 30, 2017
This morning I had to make an emergency phone call to my daughter from the toilet because the toilet paper roll was empty. God forbid someone else replaces it! Do I have to do everything around here? It’s like, “Mom’s drinking coffee, let’s really screw with her!” I am outnumbered for sure. My kids have no idea how to communicate unless it’s by way of a smartphone. I almost had to send a Snapchat from the toilet. I’d love to watch that go viral. I’m going to have to make a Youtube video to get through to them. “Hey guys! Today I am going to show you how to change a toilet paper roll.” Good grief! The zombie apocalypse is coming people but it isn’t going to be caused by a virus. It will just be our kids in 10 years wandering around clueless about how to do anything. Lord help us all!